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[Franseski]

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England new boys: the dos and don'ts

A brief guide to etiquette in Capello's team camp for Matt Jarvis

Don't ask who's captain
Or vice-captain. Or vice-vice-captain. Or say anything like 'Still, we're all grown-ups, aren't we?' or 'Yeah, but it's just an armband really, isn't it?' It's not. It's much more important than that

Don't forget to look overawed
Also known as The Joey Barton Principle. All initial England training sessions must be accompanied by forelock-tugging expressions of gratitude. Remember: Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are easily upset

Don't wear headphones
When Fabio Capello is around. Or talk on the phone. Or wear socks with a high viscose count. Or deride Velazquez's use of colour. Or eat brown sauce with a spoon. Just basically don't do anything

Do listen to Stuart Pearce
When he says things on the touchline. Or at the very least try to look as if you're listening. Warning: may also shout stuff during breaks in play. Best to nod until Fabio tells him to sit down

Don't ask why David Beckham is still hanging around
Instead refer to him in public as 'a great inspiration for all the lads'. Do not address Beckham directly or ask him any questions. Not because he's like The Queen. Just because he's easily confused

Don't mention the World Cup
Or Euro 2008. Or the last World Cup. Or Germany. Or Portugal. Or the Golden Generation. Or penalties. Or the shopping malls of Baden-Baden. Or basically anything to do with the last 45 years of international football. Barney Ronay

ссылка на оригинал

www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/21/matt-ja...

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[[Mithra]]

Чорт.)

[Franseski]

Red-Blue_Heart
А то
И ведь не поспоришь

[Петро]

Or Euro 2008. Or the last World Cup. Or Germany. Or Portugal.

Блин
Молодняку предстоит многому научиться

[Franseski]

Петро
О Евро там и у простых англичан лучше не спрашивать проверено

Молодняку предстоит многому научиться

Бедняги

[[Mithra]]

Franseski
Прям в точку))